just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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