Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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