He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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