i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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