i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Is it penis luge time yet?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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