I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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