All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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