nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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