I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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