I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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Oh Jesus.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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