can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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