god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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