It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
