I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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