So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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