i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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