is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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