Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
