i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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