so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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