I need help removing her.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
