The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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