Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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