you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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