I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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