I think I died a long time ago.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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