i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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