I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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