Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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