I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
