No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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