fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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