Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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