I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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