I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Say something about gay babies.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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