The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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