i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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