How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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