whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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