he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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