he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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