u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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