i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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