just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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