Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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