# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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