i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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