I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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