i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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