Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Operation Purity has been aborted
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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